"I've always found," said the professor as poured hot water into a tea pot. "That it's in the heavy snowfall at night, if you watch under a street lamp, you really get to see how unique each and every snowflake is. That's what always reminds me how meaningless it is to be unique."
It would be safe to assume that he was smug. It would be even safer to assume that most of the time, he had no idea what he was talking about. But this was a great way to knock the wind out of an undergraduate. Especially one you were trying to sleep with.
"As unique as each snowflake is, it is still just another snowflake, like a human being." At this he pulled the container of loose-leaf tea out of the pot, poured a cup of tea for himself, and one for his student. "No human being can stop being a human being, and as a result, no matter how unique you are, you can't help being just like the rest of us."
Jason, was getting frustrated. He knew that the professor wanted to boff him. Which is why he had received such a poor grade on his essay. So that he could complain, and the professor would explain how busy he was, and could only see him at night, at his home. It made Jason feel ill. Not that Jason wasn't open to sucking a cock for a grade. He knew he was developing a reputation. The only problem was that he didn't want to suck this guy's cock. Because he was so fat.
It wasn't that the professor was fat all around. Jason could and had dealt with fat all around, it was that the professor had remarkably skinny legs, which made it worse. His long skinny legs looked like like two toothpicks stuck in a toppling sphere of jello. His belly was so large that it clearly overlapped passed his crotch, and that was the main reason Jason wouldn't do it. He imagined having to lifted up the fat, to get to the not so exciting surprise.
"Professor, may I interrupt you."
"Of course my young man, of course!"
"I just wanted to say, that while it is impossible to escape being human, and that limits our capacity for certain uniqueness, what you are trying to imply, is that there is nothing unique in the vast amount of human accomplishment throughout history. And there I have to disagree. I think everything that we as human beings have accomplished is astonishing, but more so, the astonishing accomplishments usually began with one mind, and although that mind may not be unique, the advancements that come from it, are."
"I see your point, bu-"
"Not quite done professor. I only have one last thing." The professor looked up at him, they were making direct eye contact, and he raised an eyebrow.
"I'm not going to suck your cock."
"Awe come on! Why not?"